A Level Two Killer: The Rules and the Reviews

tumblr_llrmnuseOJ1qzb5wzo1_1280For a month and a half I toiled away at Level 1 of The Grand Idiocy, traipsing through various galaxies, times, and parallel universes with Arthur Dent, occasionally heading off the Avonlea, Fairyland, and hanging out with alien teenagers on our own planet.  I got lost on a road to Middlemarch, but pulled back halfway through.  The thing is…it took some time.  Level 2 took a week!

The reason for the differences?  Points!

The Rules

The goal is to get to 100 points and to have killed a series.  A total of six Hitchhiker’s books were read to complete the series.  (I had read the first book before, but decided to re-read it to start off the series).  You get 5 points for each book you’ve read plus 10 x however many books are in a series that is killed.  (Thus: 85 points for Hitchhiker’s; 5 points for the remaining books; a total of 105, because somewhere along the way, I forgot how to add). For level 2, I read the 9th book in The Black Jewels collection to kill that mofo.  95 points off the bat.  Only 1 book additional to read in order to move to level 3.

The Reviews


The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Books 1 – 5 by Douglas Adams

In a word…excellent.  Wickedly quippy.  Effortlessly flippant.  Laugh-out-loud funny.  Surprisingly biting.  Offhandedly irreverent.  One hell of a ride.  Read these books!

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.” – Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Book 6 by Eoin Colfer

In a word…gawd-awful.  In all the ways that Adams’ stories are brilliant, Colfer’s story is forced, unfunny, and taxing.  Too much time spent on people we don’t care about, and won’t care about.  The asides, which always delightful, were distracting.  The characters not entirely recognizable, most specifically, Arthur Dent.  It felt like someone trying to be someone else, which it was.  In the end, it felt like a commercial venture, and not a creative one.

I Am Number Four by Pittacus Lore

This story of an alien boy is something I picked up to read the last month of December, before jumping into the serial killer challenge in January.  However, an exhausting work schedule prevented me from reading much of it, so it became the first book I read for the serial killer challenge.  It’s a straight-forward, three-star read.  A good enough book to pass the time, but not a series I have to read RIGHT NOW! I’m interested enough in seeing all those numbers come together.

The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherynne M. Valente

Similar in tone to Douglas Adam’s, actually.  It’s unromantic in its approach to children, which I found surprisingly refreshing.  It’s fun, and it’s great to see a girl featured in an adventure story.  Also, I found the ending surprising and satisfying.  A well-told story, and I’m looking forward to the remainder of the series.

Anne of Green Gables by LM Montgomery

I’m not sure if there is a girl of my generation who didn’t absolutely fall for the Canadian Miniseries staring Megan Follows as Anne Shirley (BTW that “e” is most important!).  A friend gave me this book when I was younger, I think I was 10 or so?  I tried to read it, but my modern-self wasn’t ready for literature, yet.  So, picking it up again, I found the world of Avonlea on Prince Edward Island charming as though enveloped by a handmade quilt.  Coming of age stories are often regulated to boys, and that’s fine, because they’re quite good (see Boyhood for example).  Yet, as a girl, who watched these miniseries and relates to the book from that time frame, I really loved Anne’s story.  Once I complete the book series, I’m buying the whole damn thing on DVD!

number2_zpsa6c2b3d0Twilight’s Dawn by Anne Bishop

This book is the definition of, “meh”. I wrote a more thoughtful review of it here on Goodreads.

Dune Messiah by Frank Herbert

When I read Dune many years ago it felt like a perfect book to me.  So perfect I made a conscious decision not to read the rest of the series, because I didn’t want it to change how I felt about the first book.  Having read Dune Messiah now, I’m excited to read the rest of the series.  There is something hypnotizing about Herbert’s writing.  I feel as though I’m on spice when I read it.  For those who need a lot of action in their Sci Fi, this isn’t the book for you.  It’s all psychological, philosophical, metaphysical and intrigue.  I friggin’ loved it!

Now…on to level three, but I think I’m going to hop down that bunny trail leading back to Middlemarch first.

The Art of Theft and the Theft of Art

A Review and Hearty Recommendation of Austin Kleon’s Steal Like and Artist: 10 Things Nobody Told You About Being Creative.


The thing is, I was never an artist.  I was not artistic.  I was not creative.  Or, so, somewhere along the way, my own self perception was built to believe.  Maybe it’s because I can’t draw (and Lordy, I can’t draw!). But the other thing is, I am.  I’m imaginative and I am creative.  I have a million stories burning inside of me.  I look through the lens of my camera and light becomes my brush, and the people and things I photograph my canvas.  If I’m not creating, I feel empty.  So this year…2012…I’ve decided to dedicate to finding inspiration.

Thus enter Austin Kleon’s book, Steal Like an Artist.  The first thing you must know is that I read this book in less than a day.  Yes, it’s succinct, it’s visual as well as verbal, but it’s also a book where really if I had no self control, I would have highlighted every last word. 

Austin’s premise is simply, there’s nothing original.  All art, and therefore all artists steal from each other.  There is of course a good way and a bad way of going about this, one that’s authentic and one that is not.  “Hoarders collect indiscriminately, artist collect selectively.”  The basic line is we are an amalgam of our influences.  Using the metaphor of genetics (and math!), Austin explains how 1+1=3.  Therefore, we should immerse ourselves in those who inspire us, learn who inspired them, and immerse ourselves in them as well.  Austin quoting Andre Gide, “Everything that needs to be said has already been said.  But since no one was listening, everything must be said again.”  This reminds me of a common saying at Shimer College…there are no new questions.  Yet, we continue to ask them.

Sprinkled through-out the books are quotes from past and present minds (beginning with David Bowie, so you know I was smitten from the get-go), and Austin’s own artwork, my favorite of which is Open Road.  This reinforces Austin’s sentiment that learning from others is fundamental in growing ourselves.  Perhaps my favorite quote, as tweeted recently, “It’s not the book you start with, it’s the book that book leads you to.”

I didn’t go to Art College, so I didn’t know this was the way it was supposed to work (maybe they don’t teach this in art college either, I wouldn’t know, I have a business degree).  The best thing this book gave me is permission to be in awe of those who create awe-inspiring works, but it helped take away the paralysis that comes when I see/read/hear something that blows my mind.  I don’t know if I’ll ever get rid of the that small voice in the back of my head that says, but wait, you’re not an artist.  I do know that I’ll have a lot of fun discovering art while I try.